Sunday, April 8, 2012

Random quotes from family gathering.

Weird things I heard at the Easter-celebration-thing:

MOM! HE'S DRAWING EVIL SYMBOLS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUMMON THE DEVIL HIMSELF AGAIN!

Cats don't eat cookies. They eat cake. They eat ice cream. But not cookies.

I am superior to you in every way. Why? 'Cause I said so.

First we'll take out his liver. And then his right lung. And the his left lung. And then both his kidneys. And then while he is on the ground screaming, we'll cut out his stomach and use it as a flag.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Greetings

As usual, nothing to report besides the fact that it's been almost six months since I last posted on this blog. My self-worth drops every time I think of it.

Friday, June 3, 2011

O_o

Should I even have a blog? I can't even remember it more than 5-6 times a year

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

As usual I have completely forgot about my blog for months :( Nothing new has happened

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

hi
Once upon a time there was a little pink pony who was EATEN then puked up again. Then the pony RAN away and tripped over a NUCLEAR BOMB and was vaporised !