Weird things I heard at the Easter-celebration-thing:
MOM! HE'S DRAWING EVIL SYMBOLS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUMMON THE DEVIL HIMSELF AGAIN!
Cats don't eat cookies. They eat cake. They eat ice cream. But not cookies.
I am superior to you in every way. Why? 'Cause I said so.
First we'll take out his liver. And then his right lung. And the his left lung. And then both his kidneys. And then while he is on the ground screaming, we'll cut out his stomach and use it as a flag.